Matt Myftiu

 

Scatterbrain

Do this do that eat good or you’ll get fat it’s the new world order so you better watch your daughters the terrorists are coming your life and virginity’s in danger the world was going down the tubes even before Jesus occupied the manger so what’s the point of it all we all rise we all fall maybe let go of that grudge or don’t be such a harsh judge or pay attention to someone or fuck it just have a little fun things happen in an instant the end always comes most days we just miss it fuck anything that moves and get a little AIDS nobody liked you anyway not even your memory remains might sound harsh but some people really have no plan so when they’re gone no one really gives a damn shooting alcohol and smoking LSD until I have to squint my eyes to be able to see jumping off a bridge cause you think you could fly sometimes life fucks you up so bad you think that you’re high but you’re not you’re just stuck on this terrestrial plain with all the other simians who never wanna let you in cause they’re uncomfortable in their own skin and think they’ll never win but every so often symbiosis occurs and people actually exchange a few meaningful words and things fall together like bread and butter on a platter but don’t you dare eat it cause the carbs will make you fatter and you’ll end up a floating blimp getting shot out of the sky and your big ass will scare the children from here to Lodi who are we to try to understand life we all know it can be fun or full of strife but screw why we’re here

 

Antichrist overture

Freedom for sale what is the rationale behind the endless need to follow someone else’s creed to the point where your mind’s no longer yours and just belongs to intellectual whores who claim to know the truth about all that exists but haven’t left their house in so long they’re covered in cysts are they benign or malignant or maybe just straight ignorant most of us are sick of it any unique thought dismissed in a minute as too radical even if it’s presented all grammatical down to the letter who can make it better not the politicians who are continually fishin’ for ways to cheat the people cause they all are truly evil if it ain’t about a vote they won’t even read the note and proceed to straight up tote yours balls around in a sling unless you want to bring a briefcase full of funds then you’re their number one pal all of a sudden and the Senate swallows your bills like puddin you represent the special interests so they’re very interested they carry so much shady money their arms need to get rested before they collapse into a den of inequity the place they’re going in the end will be far from pretty

 

Al fin de la calle

Question this as I fall in the abyss to the underground I will never be found as I mingle in the crowd of lunatics and weirdos girls with metal in their face and fucked-up hairdos who like to tie you up and beat you like a redhead stepkid then throw you in the street when you’re butt ass naked and you ain’t got a dime but you’re covered in street slime and you really need a bath cause people fear the aftermath of entering your spectrum ten feet or closer and you wrecked em they have to leave the nation for fear of contamination by nuclear chemicals that’ll destroy your genitals and make your sperm not work you won’t even be able to jerk the little thing off cause you’ll be laying in a coffin and everyone’ll come to your wake and funeral and take a few minutes to say goodbye then go on with their lives eat sleep work shit maybe smoke a joint and that’s about the size of it

 

Side dish of cheese

So much angst all around I’m starting to get sick people nowadays seem to always want to bitch about anything and everything that goes wrong everyone’s whining and singing the same old song no one cares that he left you or your dad smokes crack no one cares that your job sucks or your son shoots smack no one cares that the traffic jam made you late no one cares that no girls accept your offers for dates no one cares that there’s acne all over your face no one cares that they boosted your insurance rates no one cares that all the shit on TV sucks we already know that you stupid fuck no one cares that you can’t seem to lose any weight just lay off the doughnuts and put less on your plate no one cares that you don’t have any social skills no one cares that you’re having trouble paying your bills cry two tears in a bucket and I’ll say fuck it if you’re whining was a bullet it’d be hard to duck it leave me the hell alone with your weak complaints everybody wants to bitch and blow my buzz take my advice smoke a joint, sit down and shut the fuck up enjoy life for what it is and don’t pay attention to all the bullshit

 

Karma’s a bitch

The crowd thinks she’s beautiful as she walks in the door but deep down inside she’s rotten to the core conniving and evil like a human boll weevil instead of eating up crops she ruins your life like a dirty cop even going beyond her diseased privates you’re gonna catch hell from the girl’s sick mindset she sees nothing but dollar signs and that bad news to anyone weak enough to fall for her ruse she understands that her tits will get her far ain’t worked a day in her life except in the back of a car but what happens when those tits start to sag and she’d look better if her head was covered with a bag that’s when life’s gonna hit her back extra hard no matter how much she picks she won’t get a face card just a pair of threes or maybe two fives and she’ll end up baggin’ eggs in the grocery line till they find that she’s infected with a army of bugs then she’s fired and on the street beggin’ strangers for crumbs her family won’t take her cause she’s strictly poison no inner beauty just a piece of stank booty whose past the time when anyone would give her the time of day and then without any delay she’s off to self destruct with a drunk in a pickup truck who just doesn’t give a fuck and is fresh out of luck and can’t get his life out of the muck so they go on a little trip and he gets a little trim then she ends up hacked to bits with her head in a garbage bin and when the neighbors see it they get sick but the murderer goes free cause he pulled out all her teeth and nobody is looking for she so the cops just let it be and now the yang has been flipped for the skanky little bitch but the trucker’s time is coming and the yin will catch him even though he’s running

 

The impossible decision

Trying so hard to keep it off your mind, but no matter what you do it always creeps up from behind
Everything you see and hear serves as a trigger, and as the days go on the weight keeps getting bigger

A decision must be made but you dread the day, cause it all could end in a very sad way
Just thinking about it makes you want to explode, you’ve reached the fork and must pick a road

When you wake up, you want to go left
By evening time, to the right seems best
Are they simply one of your life’s guests, or will they be with you to face all of life’s tests

So many good times have been had in the past, unforgettable experiences that were more than a blast
And even if the situation can’t be reconciled, for the rest of your life those great memories are filed

The smiles, the laughter, the times spent together
In your wildest dreams they couldn’t have been better
For a billion dollars you wouldn’t trade those days and nights and the bond you’ve made.

Dreams and hopes are on the line, so much at stake for both hearts and minds
What the future holds is still in doubt, and unfortunately there’s no easy way out

Eventually you’ll have to decide how you’re going to end this wild ride
When that day finally comes the weight will be gone, but the tradeoff may be a sad new dawn

In the meantime you have to keep going, be thankful for what you have and that the wind is still blowing
Even though it‘s a time of some strife, you can’t forget about all that’s beautiful in life

When you’re feeling down think of everyone who’s never had the pleasure
Of a true connection that’s too deep to measure

And know that regardless of how things turn out
That connection will always be there, without a doubt