Michael Rothenberg


Burning Man Hell

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  • Wednesday, August 28
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  •         "Always carry drinking water, sun protection,
             a flashlight, highway flares, & warm clothing

            or blankets in your vehicle."
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  • Thursday, August 29
  •         10:30 am
  •                            caravan
  •                      two vans loaded
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  • lawn chair, umbrella, inflatable mattress, sleeping bag, pillow
    70 gallons water, paper towels, baby wipes, toilet tissues
    bowls, plates, knife, fork, spoon, wine, mushrooms, sweet rolls
    peanut butter, jelly, coffee, eight cans of tuna, lettuce, tomato, bread
    Diet Pepsi, peanuts, pretzels, biscotti, sun block, ear plugs, flashlight
    candles, hat, Chapstick, garbage bags, can opener, 4 bicycles
  •                                             Tiki torches
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  •                                                       *
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  • Vet in beat diesel van, surfboard on roof
    Tree Trimmer, beer in hand, ready to party
    Publisher in Giant's baseball cap, flowered shirt in new Astrovan
    Poet, knee torn blue jeans, bulging-eyed cartoon face T-shirt of "Manic Poet"
    Journalist, straw hat on long gray hair, orange suede Nike sneakers
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  • look for ATM, dry ice, pasta in Oakland

  •                     Talk Radio: "getting too popular. 10,000 expected"
  • Bay Guardian: "fire & nudity brings them"
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  •           bicycle shop, pick up parts
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  •                   11:30 am
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  •                                               Safeway
  •                   5 Middle-Aged Men In Straw Hats
  •                                             balding
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  •                                                       *
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  •                              "Burned up by the fire of perfect knowledge"
  •                                                      Bhagavad Gita
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  •                                                       *
  •                               "Brahman is the oblation & the sacrificial fire"
  •                                                     Bhagavad Gita
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  •                                                       *
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  •                                             70 gallons water
                                                180 beers
                                                150 pounds ice
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  • Communicate van to van by cellular phone
    Negotiate mutual speed
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  •                                                       *
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  •                                                       Condoms
  •                                                       enough for three of us
  •                                                                                  One
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  •                                                       *
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  •                                                       Dream
  •                                                                that's Zen
  •                                                                        Highway 80 out of Oakland
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  •                                                       *
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  •                                               Accident I-80
  •                                              People stand quietly by
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  •                                                       *
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  •                                    "I feel like the missing link"
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  •                                             Neanderthal Man
  •                                             Hippie man
  •                                             First man
  •                                             Evolutionary blip
  •                                             Hey man!
  •                                             Crow man
  •                                             Magpie Man
  •                                            Crowbar Man
  •                                            45 Magnum man
  •                                            Deee-man & main man
  •                                                                                         Burning Man
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  •                                                       *
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  •                                                        Black Rock Desert
  •                                                                alkali flat
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  •          "Largest mammoth ever discovered in North America
  •                   was found at the edge
  •                   of this basin"
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  • Craig Breedlove wants to break speed record in jet engine car
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  •           "Use caution when turning at higher speeds.
  •                      Tires will not slide on the alkali & vehicles will roll over"
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  •            Omar Sosa, Cuban classical jazz piano on car stereo
  •            Two vans race through Sierra Nevada alpine forest
  •            lose each other looking for gas
  •            outside Reno
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  •                                                       *
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  • Out of Eden, looking for Evil
  • Home of Nevada factories
  •                    where they manufacture the odds
  •                              High desert furnace blasts open windows
  •                                                   Exit 43--Pyramid Lake
  •                                                              1 mile
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  •                                      Stop piss on roadside, find road signs, steal two
  •                                              Darwin takes NORTH
  •                                              Manic Poet takes ALT
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  •                                      Alternate Route to karma, don't know what's left anymore
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  •                                                       *
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  •                  Charon (Publisher)
  • Desert boatman drives north 447 to Gerlach
  •                            Altitude 4,000 feet
  •                            Tumbleweeds
  •                            Pyramid Lake
  •                                     Oasis in hell of Great Basin
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  •                                     Deserts burnt sienna pinnacles
  •                                     More vans on highway caravan
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  •                                     Sign: Limbo
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  •                                     Sign: "Jesus is Lord"
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  •                                     Sign: Town of Empire
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  •                                     Sign: Jalisco Bar
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  •                                                      hot springs
  •                                                      casino
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  •                           United States Gypsum: "Building America"
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  •                                                       *
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  •                 Fork off Gerlach, Highway 34, 12 miles
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  •                "flat expanse of Black Rock Desert is on right.
  •                 Near 12-mile mark you should see a 24" white dot on
  •                 the asphalt to your right & a vehicle parked several
  •                 yards off the road. This vehicle will be marked with
  •                 the Burning Man Symbol. (If you can no longer see
  •                 the alkali flat on your right, & are driving through
  •                 hills, you've gone too far-- turn back). At this point,
  •                 leave the asphalt of Highway 34, & drive past
  •                 Burning Man vehicle. Follow this dirt road until you
  •                 arrive at Black Rock. Black Rock Station will be
  •                 a small silver trailer parked next to our check-in gate
  •                 Here your ticket will be verified."
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  •                   Not Lollapalooza
  •                   Not Woodstock
  •                   Not Rainbow Gathering
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  •                            10 years ago, Baker Beach
  •                   First Burning Man forgets broken heart, burns effigy, attracts friends
  •                   ..Now it's a habit
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  •                                                       Buy $40 ticket
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  •                             White Out
  •                   Two vehicles side by side ride blind 50 mph
  •                             Shout, hoot, wave arms, hang out sunroof . . .
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  •                                                       *
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  •                                           Look for Mudhenge:
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  •                  "Looming mud monoliths imprinted with the forms of writhing
  •                   human bodies will enclose a primal mud pit.
  •                   Worship here & wallow daily.
  •                   Bathe between the legs of Water Woman.
  •                   NOTE: In order to enjoy her waters you must get down in the mud."
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  •                            Camp between Mudhendge & Drum Camp
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  •                    Listen to those drums!
  •                            Real men put up tents
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  •                            I inflate air mattress under tarp
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  •                            Pilar camped beside us
  •                                      turns out to be girlfriend of my friend back home
  •                                              "what does it mean?"
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  •                                     At corner of ALT & NORTH
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  •                            Blown up king-sized red mattress under Tiki lamplight
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  •                                                       *
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  •                            I eat mushrooms
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  •                            Pilar invites me to Rave Camp
  •                            Laser pulse clear night psychedelic techno music
  •                            Dogs bark, people play Frisbee
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  •                            Don't know what time is
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  •                            (vomit) mushrooms (vomit) sweat chills
  •                            I'm going to die
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  •                            Campsite of 20 year olds
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  •                            Dgereedoo dread-lock suburban white boy
  •                            gives me Reality Check on Transcendental Meditation
  •                            but no blankets
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  •                            (vomit) (vomit)
  •                            Want to go to hospital no one will take me
  •                            Digereedoo calls me fuddy-dud
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  •                            Pilar puts her finger in my nose
  •                            Wants me to stop being sick so we can go rave
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  •                            (vomit & vomit)
  •                            Pilar shoves banana down my mouth
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  •                            Dgereedoo: "Imagine yourself between fire & universe"
  •                            Want to break his fucking neck
  •                            Dancing around fire desert plays
  •                            (vomit)
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  •                            Can't go forward can't walk back
  •                            I'm bumming him out so he takes me to
  •                            Rocky Ranger medical tent
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  •                                             Interrogates & lectures
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  •                                                        "Are you afraid of dying?"
  •                                                               Yes
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  •                                                        "You need to accept death,"
  •                                                                But I have a five year old
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  •                                                         "That's a problem . . ."
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                            2 hours medical tent
  •                            Niacin, water
  •                            Consoled by experts in paranoid hallucinations
  •                            Body will survive if I can take care of my head
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  •                                              Flatulence
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  •                            Think back 5 years ago Sequoia Mushrooms when I left my body
  •                            Veterinarian says, as a doctor, it's his educated opinion one can't go out of body
  •                            I guess he learned this from speaking to dogs and cats
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                      Lake Bed campground
  •                                      Desert heat wakes me
  •                                      In sleeping bag, shoes on
  •                                      Chills gone, emotional hangover, but renewed
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  •                                                                       *
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  •           Tattooed, naked people bicycle campground
  •           Sun-blocked, sun-glassed, lip glossed
  •           Drink water
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                       Circle of Drums
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                      Motorcycles crash through campground
                                         Dust clouds trail the blue horizon
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                  Blue neon Burning Man beacon towers over desert lakebed
  •                  Skull & cross bone flags wave in midday haze
  •                  Journalist peels kiwi with pocket-knife under umbrella
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  •                                     Drink lots of water
  •                                     Shadows gone
  •                                     Worrying Nirvana
  •                                     Mushroom toxin
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                 Desert Lawn Games
  •                                                 Badminton, croquet, volleyball
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  •                                                                       *
  • Guy with tie-dye "make love, not war" sign & water gun
  • Shoots me in face to cool me
  • Give him apple
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                 White Whalemobile
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                    Drunk biker runs into slow moving truck
  •                    Dead on Tuesday
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                     Plaster Phallus Wearing Red Scarf
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                     Man Reading Magazine on Toilet Car
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                    Geodesic Dome Tent. Pea green parachute tent
  •                    Charon plays conga drums
  •                    Tree Trimmer cooks pancakes
  •                    Eat three sweet rolls & apple
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                      Silver Shark Car
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                    rag, sheet, tarp, torn shreds, crucifix
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                                       Stainless Steel Rocket Car
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                   Fireworks
  •                   Smoke Bombs
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  •                             Hang Gliders
  •                             Parachuters
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                     Different Stages of Dawn
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                    Black kites flutter high
  •                                                    Dust clouds blow up
  •                            Woman in bubble wrap bikini waves
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  •                                                                       *
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  • Saturday morning sunrise yoga
  • All night drums greet morning sun
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  •            "Piss Clear" alternative news arrives
  •            "Black Rock Gazette" official news
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  •                  (not really anarchical temporary city with nomadic zoning)
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                Lost Vegas
                                                   Roulette
  •                                                No numbers
  •                                                Karaoke
  •                                                Frank Sinatra on ecstasy
  •                                                Main stage
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  •                                                                       *
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  • Walk between legs of neon Burning Man
  • Walk into Mud Tower with Pilar
  • Dance with "Beyond Race" techno, psychedelic, tribal rock
  • Barefoot & naked hairy breast
  • Tattoo & body paints
  •                                                               Another injury
  •                                                               Helicopter dust storm evacuation
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                     Morning
  •                     Coffee
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                            Circus Man Crawls Through Tennis Racket
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                     8,000 people
  •                    107 degrees
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  •                            Friday
  •                            Enter Drum Free Zone erected after
  •                            All night drum camp celebration
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  •                                              Sweltering Sani-Potties, overflowing
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  •                     Everyone does not get laid here
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                           Smiley Face Van
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  •                                                                       *
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  • Post-apocalyptic, Woodstock nirvana hell
  • (less hell than good will)
  • Philosophical evolution of 60's happenings
  • Institutionalization art form
  • Burning Man, non-movement movement
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  •                  Flashback vomit alkali dark
  •                  Transcendental Meditation & tantric yoga
  •                  Vomit on sun baked & tiled clay
  •                  Couple handcuffed dance around fire
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  •                                              Mostly heterosexual
  •                                              Mostly monogamous
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  •                              green iguana from Amazon, maybe Honduras, on leash gathers crowd
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                       Ambulance Sirens
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                              Showers $3
  •                              Open stalls MASH style
  •                                    Naked men & women
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  •                                              Flags, banners
  •                                              Red Cross, ski camp
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  •           Flames, crucifixes, confessions, grace . . .
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  •                                     "Is that the beach over there, mama?"
  •                                     No, it's like this everywhere
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  •                                                       no water, alkali dust . . .
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  •           Blue Collar hides behind romance labor
  •           Middle Class behind security status quo
  •           Nouveau Riche behind manifest destiny & success
  •           Bourgeoisie behind educational contributions
  •           Upper Class behind stone circle money
  •           Underclass can't hide
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                     Unicyclist in Red, White & Blue Crash Helmet
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  •                                                                       *
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  • Bicyclists stir at 4 pm, gathering in packs howling
  •                              wheel around not yet Burning Man
  • Saturday afternoon sunset
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                       BANANA BICYCLE
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                   Tarps flap wind
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  •                                    flap
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  •                                    flap
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  •                                    flap. . .
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  •                                              Pilar in banana bike wants picture
  •                                              Smile Pilar!
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  •                                                       Sandstorms
  •                                                       Dust Devils
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                              Skeleton with Cow Skull on Cart
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  •                                                                       *
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  •          Sunrise
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  •          Sunset
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  •          Screaming revelers howl around burning neon Burning Man
  •          Orange smoke
  •          Firecrackers, drums, chanting . . .
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  •          What did I miss?
  •          Which ticket did I get for how many events?
  •          Occasion of meeting, this gathering . . .
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  •                                        Darwin Meets Eurydice In Hell
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  •           Meant to Be
  •                            Soul Mates
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  •           Meant to Happen
  •                            Serendipity
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  •            Synchronicity
  •                            Déjà vu (at least)
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  •                                                        Morning chill
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  •                            Sun slow warms face
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  •            Hot Air Balloon goes up 5am
  •            Afterdark porn movie projected on side of truck
  •            Like drive-in movie
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  •                   Man in moon above all night blow jobs
  •                                    Buckaroo
  •                                    walking barefoot, carries boots with fiancee
  •                                    Someone stole his truck
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  •                   Announcement :"If Playa not clean the Man will not burn!"
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  •                                                                       *
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  •         Loren, red hair, San Francisco girl
  •         Ready to rock, kick back, works administration
  •         Beer, pot, cigarettes, 6 am
  •         Born Feb 12, Aquarian, water sign, born spacey
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  •                    Darwin: I finally met someone who has same problems
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  •                            (being Aquarian is burden, we have to be fair)
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  •                                                                       *
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  •         Mosaic Car of CD'S, Cones, Beads Pulls Man on Desert Skateboard
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                    Water
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  •                           Great Basin, stretches Nevada to Utah
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  •          Bicycle with flame adorned box
  •          Quotes Lord Byron invites deposit burdens within
  •          For burning . . .
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  •                 MTV tent
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  •                            Lake Lahontan, created Pleistocene epoch
  •                            Clovis people
  •                            Then Northern Piutes
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                 "The Arrival of Empress Zoe" created & produced by Pepe Ozan
  •                            "Here in the desert we will tell the story of the arrival
  •                                                          of a soul in hell."
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  •                  Burning Man's first opera
  •                  "a hell of a story depicting the saga of a soul's journey from
  •                  birth to death"
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  •                  "Big Mantra Sing Along"
  •                  "Centerpiece of Opera is a series of fire Hingham towers."
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  •                  "phallic tubes constructed of re-bar, mesh & mud
  •                  with a vagina-like opening in the base."
  •                                             Two men chained to empty box
  •                                             Thrash around burning towers
  •                                             Crowd chants: "Fire Unite, Satan Tonite"
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  •           (Buzz Kill!)
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                    This is the real thing
  •                                                    Oh my god!
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                   Sunday
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  •          1) 5 Rave camps 4 miles into dark
  •                                                  Lasers
  •                                                  Tent
  •                                                  Projections
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  •          2) Burning Man
  •                                                  Blue neon edifice, procession, drums
  •                                                  Hay bales burning
  •                                                  Explosions
  •                                                  Burning Man burning down
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  •          3)Mudhenge
  •                                                  Burning
  •                                                  People run flaming pillars
  •                                                  Two collide, one falls into flame
  •                                                  Second degree burns
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  •                           (Fire Chief interviewed: "The vibe was strange Saturday
  •                               night. It concerned me. But it settled down on Sunday.
  •                                   The burning went off well. Best yet.")
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  •          4)Drum Camp
  •                                                  Bridge into camp burned
  •                                                  Drums okay
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  •          5)Fires
  •                                                  Everywhere, apocalyptic campgrounds
  •                                                  Like fall of Saigon
  •                                                  Drums thunder
  •                                                  Traveling bands, howling
  •                                                  Tricksters scream burn it, burn it, burn it!
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  •                                                  Redneck kicks burning hay bale
  •                                                  Spray of orange embers
  •                              "How many times in life ya gonna get a chance to do this?"
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  • Darwin: One night visitors for Labor Day festivities shift vibes
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  •                   This was never meant to be for spectators
  •                                                 There's no art without spectators
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                    Tripping to oblivion & there we were
  •                           Sand expanse of Lake Lahanaton & stars
  •                           Labor Day
  •                           Bunch of fucking freaks in dirt"
  •                           Burning things
  •                           Redefinition Christian concept hell
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  •                                                "Drastic Beauty, Tender Fury"
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                             Bicycle Playa
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  •                                                                       *
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  •                                                                         Hot Springs John Casey's place
  •                                                                         $5 entrance
  •                                                                         Excavated for mercury mine
  •                                                                         Muddy hot pools, marsh grasses
  •                                                                         Rolling into valley by rocky